the-absolute-best-posts:

foxnewsofficial:

i live for animals doing people things 

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

staticsrecyclebin:

parkamod:

A moment of silence for those that had a “LOL XD Im so random!” Phase.

iamamuser:

lordofthejohnlock:

You’ll get him next time Sherly.

guys what am I even doing anymore, I need help.

hi I’m Sherlock I can tell you the life story of a spec of dust but I can’t make a damn cup of coffee

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

"A poem begins with a lump in the throat."

dumblydoor:

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

pleatedjeans:

18 Photos Taken at Just the Right Angle

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

lichtenstrange:

#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal